Just nibble the cookie
One won’t hurt after all
You’ve worked so hard
You deserve it
Just eat the slice of pie
It’s already bikini season
But it’s not like you intended on attending, anyway
You deserve it
Just down the piece of cake
You can cheat on your diet
No one will ever know
You deserve it
Just spoon the ice cream
Who are you trying to impress?
Certainly not him anymore
You deserve it
Just get the fast food
You fat fucking pig
Who do you need to cook for?
You deserve it
Just consume it all
You haven’t spoken to your diet since you cheated on it
You heartless fucking cow
You deserve it
God you haven’t eaten so well
You deserve it