The time spent indoors

Combats the time spent outdoors

And saddens many

But when one considers doors

They may be left wide open

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In the Mirror


Your face, your hair, your skin

Could use some work

A lot of work

I basically hate everything about you

Except that haircut

You needed that

And did you shave?

That’s looking sharp

And your face is looking so clean

What lotion do you use?

Slick back your hair, let’s see those eyes

Now that’s a look

Do a little pose

You’re going to drop them dead today

Finger guns

Ok, let’s roll out

You lookin’ fine.