“Beam of Sunshine”, no

“Ray of Sunburn-Inducing”

Sounds more accurate

What’s a “Thurs” even?

And why does it get a day?

Dude, I want a day

Are hungry for food

For success, for sex, for more

Hungry are humans

Whirl and twirl it goes

My blanket in the machine

To be washed and cleaned

I’m a free bitch, hun

And I would dance on your grave

If you’d dance on mine

Kigo, kireji

Elements of a haiku

But, like, SYLLABLES

Haiku, senryu

Most know one, not the other

That’s the difference

Nimbostratus clouds

Probably my favorite

For a heavy heart

Fabric softener

We could all really use some

But, like, for the heart

Jiggly gelatin

Squishy, silly dessert thing

Hello, Jello cup